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FEB 14. 2021
BREAK UP WITH BOB EVENT WINNERS
Hearts were broken and tears were shed! A clutter of 1500 breakup letters surrounded Bob on the floor. He stared up at the Kanterbury moon reflecting on the fact that 64 of you brought up Linda and 20 of you cheated on him with Craig. Some of you even sent him a Reset Stone. He decided to start a new chapter in his relationship. One that doesn’t hurt. One that brings joy in the little things. Our precious Bob is moving on. *sob*
Rewards
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Rewards will be distributed on Monday February 15 to your in-game inbox
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Since Bob received over 1,000 break up letters across all our social media, everyone will receive 100,000 Soul Points.
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The 4 break up winners selected per category will be shared across all social media on Feb 14 by the CM Team. They will receive 1,000 Gems, 250 Stamina, 150,000 Soul Points, and 5 Legendary Awakening Stones.
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10 randomly selected winners will win the following prizes per social media platform (totaling 30 winners): 500 Gems, 100 Stamina, and 50,000 Soul Points.
Winning Break Up Letters Per Category
Here are the top winning letters that completely shattered Bob’s heart:
Asia winners announced here: [Facebook]
| Category | Platform | Nickname | Region | Break Up Letter |
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| Saddest Letter | Epsilon#AHNUW | NA | Dear Bob, this isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of seeing your face light up when you receive texts from other people from heaven hold, I'm the only heaven you should be hold-ing. I'm moving on and taking our nonexistent kids away with me. That includes the coffee machine. Also could you check yourself into rehab? 144 coffees a day is a bit much, it's scaring me. Don't call me, unless you want to give me gems. Thanks. Your ex, (not exclusive weapon because you'll never get one), Epsilon#AHNUW, North America |
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| Funniest Letter | Jorge#0PW1L | LA | Dear Bob, This isn’t working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of your constant cheating. I'm moving on to another hero. What cheating you say? Don't lie. I saw all those break up letters on the internet. It seems you never cared about me. Your ex, Jorge#0PW1L, Latin America |
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| Best Rhyming Letter | Gilthyme#GRRRU | NA |
Dear Bob, |
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| Staff Favorite Letter | Velstadt#LR2KL | LA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of that you are always waiting for the arrival of new members, and worst of all .. that you "hope they are cute" with that peculiar flushed face of yours .. I'm moving on, i think this breakup will benefit us both, it will make me stronger and you more .. "Bob." I'm going to volunteer in the army of the Rahn empire, they need someone who has listened to your stories, learned your combat techniques and the importance of maintaining charisma no matter the situation. If I'm still alive, I'd like to meet one more time in the guild, and tell you about my battles. Keep everyone in the guild safe, they depend on your strength, and the world on mine. PS: I put gum on one of the robot gears, that's why it doesn't work.. :'P. Your ex, Velstadt#LR2KL, Latin America |
Randomly Selected Winning Break Up Letters
| Platform | Nickname | Region | Break Up Letter |
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| Hilda#KWRMW | NA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of your glamorous looks! Your beauty attracts even the nastiest crooks! I'm moving on to Rah Empire, even if the situation there is dire. I may not ever see you again, my love, but look at the skies above! Heavenhold, a land of prosperity, where you can stay away from the barbarity! Your ex, Hilda#KWRMW, North America |
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| Aitch#U1UA7 | NA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of never being able to count on you to help with Arena or Colosseum. I'm moving on to someone with a unique profile image. I need you to be the sun of my collection of adventurers... and by that I mean you need to stay millions of miles away from them. Your ex, Aitch#U1UA7, North America |
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| Quick3kGT#MW8NU | NA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of the rift you created between us and all the fights we have. I'm moving on to a unique guardian who can appreciate the time I invest in leveling up our relationship. I want to share my life with someone who wants to gain new experiences, and will be there for me when I need healing. I'm going to find a true hero that isn't afraid to explore new possibilities in the highest towers and deepest dungeons of my heart. Your ex, Quick3kGT#MW8NU, North America |
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| Joshcy#PKUGU | NA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of Kamazon getting my order of 10 white boxes wrong. I'm moving on Kwalmart. I know you shame me for using Kwalmart, but they guarentee me satisfaction or my gems back! Plus there are discussions of new laws that restrict drone delivery. Your ex, Joshcy#PKUGU, North America |
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| Pastis#9V25X | EU | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of your face and your look I'm moving on with your twin brother. I don't like when you put pineapple on the pizza. I don't like when you put pineapple in the burger! Stop it ! Your ex, Pastis#9V25X, Europe |
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| LePiafitos#TXQCX | EU | Dear Bob. This isn't working out. It is time to break up. I'm tired of seeing you, stomping every World Boss. I'm moving on with all of heros, they waited in the dark and turned into moss. You know that I needed to learn, because growing means to face many loss. I know you will understand. It is not because of you, but I need to become my own Bob Ross. Your ex, LePiafitos#TXQCX, Europe |
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| ttt#7NW2L | EU | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of you leaving to fight and waiting for days for you to return with fear one day that you may not return. I'm moving on to find true, love true happiness and the things i wanted when i accepted to be your girlfriend. I have been waiting patienly for days,weeks and years for you to change, but all i got from you was solitude and sadness. We have been together for 3 years and each time when you returned and asked me how am i doing? I replied great and just bit lonely, except those words breaks my heart it makes me lie to you i have been for last 6 months dating the Guardian the next time you come back you will not find me goodbye Bob. Your ex, ttt#7NW2L, Europe |
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| AllMiz#7CBAL | EU | Dear Bob, This does not work. Time to break up. I'm tired of fighting, keeping us afloat .. I'm moving forward or at least I'm looking for the strength to do it .. everyone says you are a good knight, they say this because they don't really know you, you are the best indeed number 1 .. but the thing that everyone doesn't know is that I am there an infinity of numbers between 0 and 1, like an infinity of numbers between 0 and 2 .. we are not weak only that there are infinitives greater than other infinities .. Your ex, AllMiz#7CBAL, Europe |
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| Pestana#YCNHL | LA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of not being satisfied whenever you come home from work. I'm moving on to your best friend's house. He does the job much better than you do. Take care of the children, it was a displeasure to meet you. Your ex, Pestana#YCNHL, Latin America |
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| Lait#C6KTL | LA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of you going after a every new girl that comes to the guild. I'm moving on and finding someone who can truly aprecciate me. Maybe Garam? Hes handsome and have a good heart. Or maybe i will just stay alone and leave my life as a lonewolf. Your ex, Lait#C6KTL, Latin America |
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| Noodles#KL6WW | NA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of seeing your face in the Coliseum. I'm moving on to friendlier faces like Beth(she at-least smiles) It still makes me sad knowing you're always alone in the Coliseum. I'm sure you'll make some friends some day but I need to surround myself with someone more social. Your ex, Noodles#KL6WW, North America |
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| Spike#DD6M7 | NA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of Ranpang trying to recruit you into our Dragon Talon Clan when you are still only lvl 1. I'm moving on to Dragon because he has a normal form and a super form. He might be able to teach me the super form too so I'm getting lessons. By the time you reach lvl 2, me and Dragon will be lvl 74, awakened and waiting for our next update of power. Your ex, Spike#DD6M7, North America |
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| Bob#9KV2W | NA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of you leaving your beard hair on sink and generally making a mess. I broke my tailbone slipping on the inch of shower water you neglected to clean up. I'm moving on to greener pastures. I'll be staying at Linda's as she understands the unwritten rules of cohabitation. I'd hoped us sharing a name would lay the foundation to a bright future but you don't own a towel so bye boo. Your ex, Bob#9KV2W, North America |
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| Maestro#C8PY7 | NA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of You hoarding my Awakening Stones just so I can get a cheap pop in Arena. I'm moving on. Please accept this Reset Stone as a symbol of our time together. You don't have to worry about moving out. Once I finish renovations in the Training Room, You can live there. Your ex, Maestro#C8PY7, North America P.S. Linda told me to tell you to take White Beast on a walk. |
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| bunny#E03RU | NA | dear bob, this isn't working out. it's time to break up. i'm tired of seeing the way your Marbled Abs Ripple in the sunlight wheneveR You spar with captain eva. i'm Moving on, i'm afraid I won't be ablE to hold back any longer. every day away from you Paints a Languorous Stain upon my heart, an unBearable ache my everlasting soul yearns for yOu-and only you alone. i Beg you- have pity! answer me, in all capitals and agree post haste! your ex, bunny#E03RU, North America |
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| Hashi#A18HL | EU | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of seeing you bobbing around for other fish. I'm moving on to a bigger ocean where there are others to Bob around with. Your ex, Hashi#A18HL, Europe |
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| Foreverb05#2YTBL | EU | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of you never noticing me when I go visit my guild. I'm moving on to the scarecrow, they always celebrate my high scores with me. You always talk about how you hope cute girls will join the guild, was I never good enough for you? At least Lord Smiley Face is offering me time to heal at the inn, comfort is all I need right now. Your ex, Foreverb05#2YTBL, Europe |
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| Kido#GBVKL | EU | Dear Bob, this isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of everyone wanting you ! I'm mooving on with Plitvice. AT least she's on fire. And she know how to use her weapon ... You ex, Kido#GBVKL, Europe |
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| Trz2000#QA45L | LA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of being overshadowed by your immense power. I'm moving on to live a life as a hermit, training day and night to achieve at least 1% of your power. I hope this breakup doesn't interfere with your work, killing the most dangerous bosses. Please leave some work for the guardian while I'm gone, he should be the protagonist of this tales, even though she's not that powerful. Your ex, Trz2000#QA45L, Latin America |
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| Pel#NHE5L | LA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of pretending that you're the greatest and having to spend resources on you. You've done nothing but argue with Linda at the Guardian Base Camp 24/7. You don't even say hi to me when I come to check up on you. I'm moving on, and fully dedicating myself to my girl Yuze who I've neglected for the past month or so. Your ex, Pel#NHE5L, Latin America |
| Platform | Nickname | Region | Break Up Letter |
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| Arcsend#PG7WW | NA |
Dear Bob, |
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| Paran#CEUKU | NA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of your Reddit meme posts. I'm moving on to more sophisticated types of comedy. ...Hoh, you're approaching me? Little do you know, you're already dead -- to me. Your ex, Paran#CEUKU, North America |
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| Neppu#9D67W | NA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of not having enough resources for your greatness, not being able to see your face upclose, or hearing your blessed voices, and your almighty weapon to smite all evil deeds of this world. Even Twitter can't even let me fully express my feeling I, and marks my lonely words with red marker. I'm moving on from you, my precious little being. Unless, in some unexpected turn of event, the gods may grant my wish to be able to witness your true form, I may return of attention back to where it truly belongs. Your ex, Neppu#9D67W, North America |
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| Goryn#NG8BL | EU | Dear Bob, This isn’t working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of being with someone who is not my husband yet. I'm moving on your house Plumbers are red, hedgehogs are blue, press Start to Join, and be my player 2. Your ex boyfriend, future husband, Goryn#NG8BL, Europe |
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| Mejka#YCBCX | EU | Dear Bob, This isn’t working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of your romancing with everyone. I'm moving on and from this point we're done. I want to put our relationship to rest. Even though my heart knows you're the best. Your ex, Mejka#YCBCX, Europe |
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| Aki#A3AQX | EU | Dear Bob, This isn’t working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of your weakness. I'm moving on to different heroes. It's not you it's me. OH WHO AM I KIDDING, IT'S TOTALLY YOU! Your ex, Aki#A3AQX, Europe |
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| Allis#X049X | EU | Dear Bob, This isn’t working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of you beeing a real beautyqueen, I'm moving on and will improve my selfesteem, When I'm with you I feel the love in my tummy, But staying with you makes me feel ugly :'( Your ex, Allis#X049X, Europe |
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| Lirius#M1TEL | EU | Dear Bob, This isn’t working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of waiting for your love again, I can't handle seeing you with Linda every time, I love you so much yet you don't feel the same. I'm moving on hyper, because I know for sure she will treat me well, She will listen to me, smile to me, love me. I'm sorry this didn't worked as we planned, and I'm sure this note is bothersome for you, but this is the farewell. Your ex, Lirius#M1TEL, Europe |
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| Alvaro#MWKRL | LA | Dear Bob, This isn't working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of using you as a sacrifice in Kamazone just to end up losing in the next match. I'm moving on with Dragon, because he knows for sure how to bring ~life~ to the party. A lot of girls and guys love you anyway, so I'm sure you won't miss me, and I'll see you sometimes at the Summons. It's our time to (Random) evolve. Your ex*, Alvaro#MWKRL, Latin America *That's the only EX you're getting, by the way. Bye. |
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| Ian#68V7L | LA | Dear Bob, This isn’t working out. It's time to break up. I'm tired of supporting humanity. I'm moving on with Beth's arising opportunity. I'm becoming evil, the true face of cruelty. I'll put LEGO pieces on Princess' way, her pain will be my victory. Your ex, Ian#68V7L, Latin America. |
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